"Bridge, forward. Are we still on the lookout for the radioactive communist zombie ghost pirates or did that joke die twelve hours ago"
"say again?!?!"
"All lookouts bridge, make sure you pay attention and report all contacts."
"Roger, what were we supposed to be doing before?"
"Bridge, forward, be advised we're entering a fog back. Visibility at 2 miles"
[2 minutes later]
"Forward, bridge can you check out a contact at 035?"
"Bridge, what's the distance?"
"15 nautical miles"
"We're in a fog bank..."
"Forward, bridge, can you check a contact at 345, range 20 nm"
"roger that, do you know where the xray vision button is on the binoculars?"
"say again?"
"you know so I can see through the curvature of the earth"
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