


Alex is 2nd from the left in the back row.



Sunday August 8th
Dear everyone,
So I aced my Pt test: 83 pushups, 84 sit ups. I don’t know what the run was but it was probably ok. Round 2 of the sickness is hitting me again so the entire 1.5 mile, I was hacking up this lovely mixture of phlegm, snot, and blood (I’m hardcore like that lol). My sinuses are getting raw so that happens if I’m hacking hard during PT. So during the run, I hacked up this big snot ball into my hand (it can’t hit the deck) and this other guy from a normal division was running beside me, looks at it and goes, “is that blood?” and I decided to mess with him and I scream out, “that’s not blood! THAT’S MOTIVATION!”and then sprinted for the next lap. FYI I’m not THAT bad sick-wise so don’t worry. That little incident probably contributed to the rest of the normal divisions to thinking we’re mentally messed up. We have a reputation (as does all 800 divisions) of being well…I guess how we are. Montano was sick in quarters the other day and had to go down the hall since we are all somewhere else as a division so he got to sleep in an empty rack in the other division’s compartment. He said there was a lot of screwing around and when their RDC’s get fed up, made some guy do 30 8-counts. Everyone shut up like that was some serious stuff. We get IT’d and we have to do 30 in 1:45 or keep doing them. One of their guys asked Montano if that would be something we’d do as IT and Montano laughed and goes, “Dude, I’m SIQ (sick in quarters) and I could knock out 30 like it was nothing.”
Oh, I aced my second Personal Inspection and weapons clearing inspection. The division got 13 hits total for the PI and 2 for the weapons one. (30 and 20 is the norm!). So we got phone calls and then promptly got them taken away Saturday morning for messing around. So I really don’t know when I can call again. Hopefully soon but probably not this week with all the stuff we’re doing. We have live fire with pistols and shotguns this Monday and Tuesday (heck yeah!)
Oh and the RDC’s wants to move me to section leader? He said he’d talk to me Monday about it. Also, that stuff about changing to Diver? Forget I said that – I’m staying SWCC.
Love,
Al
p.s. no letters from anyone except Claire (I will “stay cool.” That drawing was AWESOME!) and grandma. You guys can’t write on vacation lol?
RDC Quotes:
Watch: Good morning, Petty Officer.
PO T: How do you know it’s a good morning? You haven’t been outside. The apocalypse could be on and you wouldn’t know.
Watch: Oh…I have faith it is Petty Officer?
PO T: Oh you have faith huh? Well I’m not having a good morning.
Watch: I’m sorry to hear that Petty Officer.
PO T: No you’re not, you hate me.
This next one happened yesterday while I was eating dinner. Petty Officer Maudsley walks up ridiculously close to me while I’m eating. He was about 2 inches from my face:
PO M: George, do you believe in the space bubble?
Me: Say again, Petty Officer?
PO M: You know, personal space. Keeps everyone from getting uncomfortable.
Me: Possibly, Petty Officer?
PO M: George, is this the closest you’ve been to another man?
Me: I honestly can’t recall Petty Officer.
PO M: Well make sure to respect people’s personal space. That’s my advice to you today.
Me: Aye Aye, Petty Officer.