There’s some idiots here lol. A good number. I’d say the navy is the 30% best people you can count on trying to control the 30% worst and the middle who are just shooting for the date till they get out.
Funny quote of the day
“Bridge, Aft lookout. I got an air contact bearing one-eight-zero. Target angle 1. 1000 yards and closing”
“Aft, are you calling in the LANDING aircraft now?”
“uh…..would you believe me if I said no?”
“Aft, bridge. I need you to check an air contact for me bearing one four three. Small and white, should have tail number Charlie-dash-Golf-Uniform- One – One”
“Bridge, I don’t see it? You said it was C-GU11?”
“Yep”
“All I see is a flock of bir….wait a minute.”
“So Stevens, you liking being in deck so far?”
“Love it petty officer. My life is accelerating SO FREAKING HARD. Someone wants to read a book about my life. Somewhere some poor soul is buying a minivan (hums metal song from recruiting commercial)
“Okay Joe Navy, don’t get too motivated lol”
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